Next Teen Heart Throb?

He's trying.

I love that shade of green on him (looks good on Jae too). That ear though -- it is begging to be photoshopped.

Elf, gelfling, vulcan, imp, fairy prince .... so many possibilities. Mwahahahaha.

Single Critique from the Master

Beautiful pose. You are too cute to be moved, lest you waken. But you significantly dilute the effect by not blocking the whole of the stairway.

Jasmine's Science Experiments

Hypothesis: Kai cannot be distracted from a DVD.
Materials and Methods: 40 lb hyperactive, 5 year-old, Durabrand DVB620 DVD Player, randomly chosen rated-G DVD.
Experimental Method: See documentary photography below.
Results:No signs of consciousness from test subject.
Conclusion: Hypothesis not disproved. More experiments should be conducted. Preferably with a motion camera.

The Princess Bat

The Princess Bat, featuring the images of Cinderella, Belle, and Sleeping Beauty on its lavendar and pink surface, is actually much more dangerous than you would think.

Dog Day

About once a month guide dogs come to visit the kids at the Anchor Center. Jasmine isn't always keen on dogs, primarily because of the chance that they might bark. She feels a little better with leash in hand.

Easter Kidnapping

Well, the bunnies are at it again. They wanted a significant ransom, directions regarding which way to turn once you get to Albuquerque and baskets that had wheels (like the suitcases). The SWAT team was able to take this one out (why would you kidnap someone when you have such an absurdly large head?), but were worried about the inevitable bad press. Jasmine ended up giving him a good twack in the head with her cane and escaping while the SWAT team was discussing options with the PR team.

Actually, this was part of an Egg Hunt put on by the Mariott for Anchor Center School for Blind Children. You can see some pictures at the Denver Post photo gallery (though you'll have to click on "next screen" to get to the set of pictures).

The Science Fair

When it came time to decide upon a science fair project, Kai happened to be "in a mood". Nothing was fun, nothing was interesting, everything was dumb and why couldn't he just go play a video game, etc. I asked him to write a list of his favorite 10 things so we could get a science project he'd like. To demonstrate he was not going to have any of it, he listed things like TV, Nintendo, reading, ... and then "blowing things up." Now that last item, I could work with.

The project ended up being about pressure (with some sneaky education on the Ideal Gas Law). We blew up plastic bottles with the bike pump. Didja know an exploding bottle Aquafina water bottle with 110 lbs of pressure can blow through a cardboard box? Cool, huh?

Kai learned valuable lessons: explosions can be passed off as educational, mom will show you how to use the power tools if it is part of your homework, blast shields can be repaired with duct tape, and repetition is actually required for scientific experimentation, and you can still ham around for the camera.

Origami Bit My Son

I made Rowan a "Venus Fly Trap" from one of my favorite origami books: Origami to Astonish and Amuse, by Jeremy Shafer. It's a great moving model and fun way to wait for our real Venus Fly Traps to finish stratifying.

School Front Dancing

Jasmine and our friend Renee were waiting for their siblings to get out of class. They spent their time dancing and strutting. I cranked up Dr. Noize (see previous post) and opened the trunk to get the full blast of the speakers. I'm trying to help advance the "juvenile delinquent" reputation of our children.